Oi.

This week I had a pap test, which all the ladies out there will know is not even slightly comfortable, a surprisingly painful tetanus shot from which I am still sore two days later, I was at the dentist's for three hours where it was discovered I had a cavity - my first cavity ever - and I am still completely depressed about this, I try to take such good care of my teeth, and today my car died on me and I had to try to coast out of an intersection, using the emergency brake to stop - a problem which we just had "fixed" for $700 a week and a half ago. So that's a pretty rad week.