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Grocery store, toilet paper aisle

Rude Guy Berating His Wife: "What is the difference between the two? what's the difference? why do you want that one? huh? do you even know the difference?"

Me, tired of his talking down to his wife: "One's soft and thick and one's soft and strong!"

He seemed shocked, but then went on to tell me how most people at the store are so rude, but how nice I was to help out to talk to them. He didn't seem to get that I only said something because he was being so mean to his wife. Oh, well.

I went with soft and strong.