Costanza!

Do you remember the Seinfeld episode where George remains at his job although they want to fire him, because he has a contract and he wants to make his money while doing the bare minimum - so even when they lock him out of his office, he crawls in through a vent and just won't leave? I'm George right now. I gave my notice for my last day of work to be June 30th (now it's the 27th) - but they hired my replacement a week ago. I trained her, I've shown her everything there is to show. She's at my desk, doing my job now and I am still here at work with NOTHING to do. I've helped all the people I could help, filed all the filing there was to file, so I decided to just set up camp at an unused cubicle. I cleaned off the desk and here I sit. I mean, I can't really complain (more than I have) because I'm getting paid, and I want to get paid, but this is crazy - I'm getting paid for literally nothing. I did lightly suggest that they just pay me through the month and let me leave early, since it wasn't my fault that they hired my replacement so early, but I guess they feel better about me actually occupying space in the office in order to earn my money - I guess I'm generating warmth as my contribution to the company. And I have THREE more weeks to go! Oi.